Dear Ameri-Bank customers,
In light of recent fraudulent activity in the Ameri-Bank system, we are taking additional security precautions. That is why, before logging into your account, we ask that you select from the following security questions:…
What is your youngest daughter’s wingspan?
Who is your eldest son’s favorite dad?
If you could be any animal, what is that animal’s middle name?
What is your porno name? (Middle name + Street you grew up on)
What is your circus name? (Name of your most German relative + Wacky noise)
What is your pet’s porno name? (Regular pet name + “St. Cloud”)
- SNL writer Colin Jost lists a new set of bank security questions: http://nyr.kr/I5qwjq